It’s been difficult to narrow the lies down to only three each week, and this week is no exception. His collection of follow-up pet stranger-danger lies didn’t even make the top three:
Instead of dialing things back, his lies about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, are metastasizing:
He continues to double down on the racist lie about dogs and cats being eaten by Haitian immigrants.
He said he’d be visiting Springfield “in the near future.” (Nobody wants him to visit there. Also, he uses the standard phrases “in a few weeks,” “in two weeks,” and “in the near future” when he has no plan or intention to fulfill his promise.)
He also claimed he’d be killed when he goes to Springfield, OH.
Somebody please make that make sense.
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